Problems vs. Dilemmas

Well hello my blogging audience (however small you may be.) It has been a hot minute since I've taken some time out of my ever so exciting life to jot down minor unimportant things that cross my mind. Which, the minor unimportant things that cross my mind do so often, while my writing these things down does not. It's probably a good thing that I don't spend my life on blogger, though the virtual world seems so much more exciting than my real one at the moment. It's okay though, my day to day routine will change into another soon enough! So here goes...

My life is not hard, and I know this. Right now, things are swell and I really can't complain. I believe dilemmas and problems are two very different things. I have no problems right now, but many dilemmas. Here are a few:

I want to wear the same outfit I wore yesterday, but I might see some of the same people, and then they will think that I don't wash my clothes or that I am a dirty individual.

I have so many things do to, that sometimes I just decide I'm not going to do any of them.

I've got a pile of clean clothes that have been on my bed for the past week, but I'm too lazy to hang them up or fold them and put them in my drawers. So I feel cluttered when I'm trying to sleep.

My computer's battery is about to die, but the charger is over there.

I want to start a new book, but the Hunger Games has ruined my desire to read anything fictional besides the Hunger Games.

I have a frequent desire to spend my money on crap. Just crap.

I want to do this Julianne Hough dance exercise video, but her voice is annoying and she makes my ears bleed. So I just decide not to exercise.

I frequently crave things, but I never know what it is that I'm craving. So I try a million things in the cupboard, and I just end up feeling fat and dissatisfied.

If given enough Dr.Pepper, I could rule the world. That is not a dilemma. That is a fact.

I want to go to bed earlier than usual, but Facebook entices me to creep on total strangers well into the evening. So I end up losing precious sleeping time.

I made this amazing tortilla soup once, but I lost the recipe.

I worry that spiders crawl into my ears and mouth at night, and am tempted to sleep with panty hose on my head.

It is my life's ambition to find out how to wake up in the morning without hitting the snooze button a million and one times.

The public library still hasn't noticed that I've had a Friends DVD out since last September. And I need to return that before they do notice.


So anyway, those are just a few that I can come up with at the moment. They're not life-altering, but you're the one who chose to read this blog filled with useless information. You are welcome.