-A long Sunday nappypoo. The perfect lazy excuse.
-Shakin' what your Momma gave ya. Self explanatory. There's an odd satisfaction in wiggling the booty.
-People watching. One of the funnest dates I've ever been on, we went to the NorthStar Mall and sat our butts down on a bench and people watched for three hours. People are weird.
-Individual thought process. I'm like, the funniest person I know. Not really. But if half of the things that went through my brain came out my mouth, you'd want to be around me all the time. Or you'd hate me. Either or.
-Youtube videos. People are so stupid. And so innovative.
-Receiving a friend request on Facebook from a totally hott stranger you have like, 6 mutual friends with. All of whom you haven't talked to in years. Well hello there bucko!
-Sarcasm. For some of us, it's a second language. SASL. Oh look, I just invented a new acronym. Which reminds me...
-All of these new acronyms. No, not for their real meaning. That's just boring. But for the words I can make up for all of these acronyms. It's too much fun. LMAOLOLROFLFTWWTF.
-Watching your friends run into things. Or fall down. Or fall up things. Does it make me a jerk if I laugh before I make sure they're okay?
-Singing in the shower and sounding exactly like Celine Dion. Just don't try when you're not in the shower. You will be disappointed. I know I was.
-That's what she said jokes. They still get me.
-Dr. Pepper. Wait, that's not free. Nevermind.
-Picking on your dog while she's sleeping. That fur she's got growing in between the pads on her feet? Tickle it. But make sure your face isn't anywhere close to her foot. She may or may not kick you.
-Craving cereal, pouring it, and looking in the fridge for the milk that's almost completely gone. But there's juuust enough for your bowl of cereal. So it works. That's free right?
Anyway, even if I were dirt poor, I'm pretty sure I'd still have a ton of fun with my life. And that's the purpose of this blog entry. Money cannot buy happiness. :)
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