Can I Please See a Doctor on the Day That is This?

Anyone is automatically a lot more attractive when they're funny.

I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I'm hilarious.

I'm not so great at the advice thing, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil.

I'm sorry you found my normal behavior to be highly inappropriate.

The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

She knew that she was worth far more than rubies.

God is fully aware that you and I are not perfect. Let me add, God is also fully aware that the people you think are perfect, are not.

Wait for the boy that would do anything to be your everything.

Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

The people who want to stay in your life will always find a way.

I believe everything happens for a reason. People change so you can learn to let go. Things go wrong so you appreciate them when they're right. You believe lies so you eventually learn to make people earn your trust, and good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

I'm not single and I'm not taken. I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves my heart because they say good things take time.

Never let a man tell you you're not worth pursuing, for God became man, died and rose again just to pursue you.

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.

She knew that she was formed by God's hands, dreamed up in His heart, and placed in this world for a purpose.

Respect people who find time for you in their busy schedule. But love people who never look at their schedule when you need them.

The only guy you need in your life is the one that proves that he needs you in his.

The only way to get through life is to laugh through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.

If he doesn't chase you after you walk away, keep walking.

Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

"You are what you eat." That's strange. I don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.

Happy girls are the prettiest.

If he misses you, he'll call. If he wants you, he'll say it. And if he cares, he'll show it. If not, he can't be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his.

A strong woman is one who feels deeply and loves fiercly. Her tears flow just as abundantly as her laughter. A strong woman is both soft and powerful, she is both practical and spiritual. A strong woman, in her essence is a gift to the world.

*So I know the title of this blog has absolutely nothing to do with its content, but I was listening to Brian Regan last night and his quotes are still going through my head. So I thought I'd just incorporate it, however randomly, into my blog. :)

P.S. These are some of my favorite short sayings.