Here in the States of the United, we are spoiled. I don't care if you disagree; we've got a lot to be thankful for. Third world problems include things like constant hunger, homelessness, and things of that nature. Seriously bad things. But first world problems? Well, I guess I'll just list a few.
-My hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container, so I am forced to tilt it.
-I didn't have a crappy childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art.
-I had too much food for lunch and now I'm tired.
-I'm kind of hungry, but my roommate has guests over. So if I go into the kitchen, I'm going to have to introduce myself.
-I have to find my own significant other because my culture doesn't practice arranged marriage.
-I accidentally clicked on iTunes and had to wait two minutes for it to open just so I could close it.
-My GPS made me drive through the ghetto.
-I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep getting all the greens.
-I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks.
-The Dominos Pizza tracker isn't working, so now I don't know when to put pants on.
-My laptop is low on battery, but my charger is over there.
Admit it to yourself: you're guilty of at least one of these things. I know I am. One or two... or five. The point is, because a few of these things annoy me in the most minor of ways, I need to re-evaluate the things I'm thankful for! Eeek!
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