This Is The Inner Fatty Talking...

I have decided to post a blog about my undying, unconditional and extravagent love for food. This entry may be entertaining for some, or so boring you'll want to bang your head against a wall for others. It just depends on if you love food as much as the Lizanator. If you do, how I love you too. If you don't, this is why we're not friends.

So anyway, in leau of the Thanksgiving season, I've been eating a crap ton of grub. And most of it is unhealthy, which makes it THAT much better. My mom's yummy green bean caserole (minus the mushrooms. Ew.) the stuffing that has no equal, and not to mention the succulant turkey my dad fries every year. Also, my Mammaw makes the BEST pumpkin bread you ever tasted. And the best Christmas tree cookies that ever made your poo green as the Iowa grass in the summertime. I would say the Texas grass, but we all know the only time that's green is when the springtime comes. And still, it's only like that for like, 2 weeks. How's that for an image? You're welcome.

Also, I have discovered that Bush's Chicken is one of the most wonderful places in the whole world. I'm a fan of fried Okra. And chicken. And sweet rolls. And this place has all of that, and more. It's your fried food dream come true! I do eat here often. It doesn't help that it was build right down the street from my house, but I justify eating here at least once a week because I work out daily. So it's fine... I think. Unless my arteries are being clogged. In that case, I should just stop eating there. But we all know self control when it comes do food doesn't exist for me. Thank goodness for skinny genes!

I feel I should also mention that I adore avocado. Avocado by itself, avocado mushed into guacamole, avocado in a turkey sandwich. It just makes the entire world a better place!

So pretty much, I did warn you when I said this blog is full of useless information. This entry is no different, and rather short. I apologize for that, but you know... I'm thinking about food now and it's hard for me to concentrate on anything besides that at the moment. TTFN!